MSN.com's "Top 10 April Fools' Pranks to Play at Work"

Wow. Here's a list from careerbuilder.com, that's supposed to include the top 10 pranks that you should play on someone at work. Each either sounds so stupid lame, it's not worth the effort, or that they would most likely immediately get you fired.

Here are some pranks, I like to imagine didn't make the list, even though they're awesome.

-Tell that office co-worker with whom you've been having a secret, non-commital love affair that you're pregnant.

-Have all your boss' incoming calls automatically forwarded to 911.

-With a permanent marker, doodle Hitler moustaches on all the family pictures on your co-worker's desk.

-Try to fax a dead rat.

-Accuse your boss of sexual harassment. After filing a report, throw a handful of confetti in his/her face and say, "Psyche! You're mine!"

-Rape someone.